For two months, my friend Jane had been stuffing a folder labeled “Inauguration 2009”—metro maps, walking routes, lists of prohibited items, and of course our pair of purple tickets, which she received for being one of her state’s earliest campaign volunteers. Those without tickets would be relegated to scrambling for spots on the far end of the mall, crammed between the Lincoln Memorial and the Washington Monument.
Jane lay out the plan for me the night before. We were to get up before dawn and take a bus downtown. From there we would walk to the purple gate, make our way through security, and stand for a couple hours before the program began at 11:30. We’d watch it all on a Jumbotron, basking in being a part of history and in the company of two million others moved by Obama’s message of hope and change.
I dutifully set my alarm, and Jane added a couple granola bars and some Toasty Toes to her bag. She was also bringing sanitary toilet seat covers and a battery-powered head lamp. “I have a fantasy that someone will stop me at the gate,” she confessed, “rifle through my bag, and congratulate me on being the best-prepared person at the inauguration.”
While Jane nodded off imagining being rewarded with a special seat to the swearing-in, I slipped into a strange, post-apocalyptic dream in which I was part of a gray-faced hoard trudging toward a destination we would never reach.
On inauguration morning, Jane and I wolfed down a good, hearty breakfast and walked to the bus stop. A handful of other people in coats and tightly-wrapped scarves were already huddled under the awning, their bulky silhouettes outlined in the breaking day. We smiled and nodded at each other. There were too many of us to fit on one bus, but the driver let extra passengers squeeze onto the steps, and as we disembarked she wished us a wonderful day. Jane and I coasted toward the purple gate as if on a rainbow, sliding along an arc of happiness and goodwill.
The trouble began three blocks out. A line of people four and five across was clumped on the sidewalk, looking sour.
“What’re you in line for?” Jane asked. She could see on her map that we were headed in the right direction, but the wall of people kept us from getting any closer.
“Purple,” snarled a man. He held up two tickets, their edges rimmed with a Professor Plum-ish border.
“This is the line for the purple gate?” Jane craned her neck. The gate was still too far ahead even to be seen.
“No.” The man jerked his thumb toward the crowd behind him. “That’s the line for the purple gate. Ya gotta go through the tunnel.”
The Mall Tunnel, I subsequently learned, is a four-lane stretch of I-95 that goes beneath the Smithsonian and the monuments, connecting the heart of Washington DC to the suburbs of Virginia. It is .65 miles long, 50 feet deep, and reinforced on all sides by giant slabs of concrete.
Because it is below sea level, the tunnel is damp and chilly, factors that probably don’t much bother the commuters whizzing through every day in their cars, but a significant detail to the thousands of purple-ticket holders who were shuffling along nose-to-nape on this frigid January morning.
“Wow,” said Jane. We couldn’t see even the tunnel’s proverbial light at the end, let alone the back of the line. “Wow.” Somewhere far away, her voice skipped beneath the steel girders, faded, and disappeared.
To be fair, Jane and I didn’t spend the entire morning in the tunnel. No, the line stretched the length of the tunnel, emerged again in the bright winter sun, wound around the highway, and came to rest beneath a green sign announcing the exit for Anacostia.
The woman behind us, an elderly African-American with a bad back, had been at the mall since 5:30 but had been misdirected and only finally staggered to the end of the queue.
In front of us, a white, geeky-looking man was a third of the way through a fantasy novel he’d begun that morning. As we inched forward he solemnly turned the pages, apparently finding even a hostile alien universe more welcome than his immediate one.
Still, we believed. After all, we had tickets, and hadn’t Barack Obama himself taught us that the small gains of many people can make even the most unlikely events happen?
To pass the time, Jane and I tried to name all the presidents, starting first with Washington and then with the current one, and we invited our neighbors to tell us when they first knew Obama was The One.
“All I know is that if I don’t get into this inauguration, I’m gonna be pissed,” the lady behind us said.
“Fuck yeah,” said somebody a couple feet away. “I fuckin’ paid good money for these tickets. I could’ve fuckin’ had silver. But I had to get fuckin’ purple. Fuck.”
Jane and I quit talking. When we finally arrived at the entrance to the tunnel, she peered up at the sign instructing incoming traffic to turn on their lights, reached into her bag, and strapped on her head lamp. It cast a slim yellow cone on the wall beside us, illuminating forty years of grease.
You might think there would be solidarity among thousands of people in a tunnel, and to some extent you would be right. There was solidarity when five women toward the middle took up “If You’re Happy and You Know It,” and those of us within ear shot stomped our feet and clapped our hands.
There was solidarity when some teenage boys kicked discarded coffee cups into a pile, and a few others obligingly added their trash, a system that worked fine until someone else ashed his cigarette over the heap and imbued the air with the smell of cheap, singed plastic.
And there was terrific solidarity when a group of stragglers come bounding into the tunnel, panicked that it was already 10:30 and they appeared to be closer to Monticello than the Capitol steps.
“No cutting!” a woman shrieked, and hundreds of others joined her cause, shaking their fists and hollering that the late arrivals had to go to the end of the tunnel like everybody else.
Even Jane’s and my new game took on a dark, threatening feel.
“Pacific or Atlantic?” she had begun. “Barbecue or sour cream and onion?” “Jackie or Michelle?”
By 11, we moved to, “Orthodontist or gynecologist?” “Drowning or burial alive?” “Never having tried or utterly having failed?” Above our heads the inauguration’s musical program had begun but all we could hear was the drip of icicles, reminding us that we could be struck anytime by something cold and toxic.
If we had not been so naïve, say, less idealistic and more realistic, Jane and I might’ve realized we were not going to get into the inauguration. There was no way the volume of people in line could fit into the space allocated for us—the event organizers seemed to have overbooked our section, distributing far more purple tickets than they really could accommodate.
And we certainly were not going to make it at the pace we were moving. While people around the globe tuned into the ceremony—gathering around radios, TVs, the Internet—we were in the only spot on the planet without access to the national mall: underneath it.
At 11:15, the line began breaking up. People spread the width of the tunnel, filling all four lanes, and some climbed on the concrete barriers and began walking tightrope-style. Something way up front had been loosened, too—security stopped checking bags and was letting everyone in, the rumor went—and bodies surged toward the exit.
“Yes, we can,” someone hollered, and every time a wave poured out of the tunnel the phrase was repeated. “Yes we can. Yes we can. Yes we can.”
For a few minutes, Jane and I were euphoric. Laughing and blinking, I grabbed her hand and pulled her through the crowd. We passed the corner where we’d seen the sour-faced man, dodged a couple of cops and crossed the street, rounded a corner, and saw in the distance, silhouetted by a pair of bare trees, the sign for the purple gate.
Beyond the gate, we had a place; beyond the gate, we had a Jumbotron; beyond the gate, we had a view of the stage, where even now the Biden family was approaching.
In front of the gate was an eighteen-foot high fence. No fewer than five hundred people were pressed against it. Their voices were temporarily drowned out by the roar from the tunnel, but on a rest I could hear their chant: “Let us in. Let us in.”
The purple gate had been shut. At the time, Jane and I assumed we had not been up early enough, had not adequately planned, had not sufficiently cared. It now seems that there was very little we could have done. There were simply too many people and not enough direction, so security had closed the gate and sent people into the tunnel. If the line had moved forward, it was only because those in front of us had gotten wise or given up hope.
Now, with fifteen minutes until the swearing-in, Jane and I had nowhere to go. All the downtown hotels were closed to the public, and a place serving an inaugural brunch was too packed to get near a TV. Somewhere the Newseum and the ESPN Zone had set up giant screens, but I was too disoriented to find them and Jane had not factored these sites into her planning.
From the sidewalk, I caught a glimpse of two empty stools at a second-floor bar. I dragged Jane up the steps into a glass-and-chrome restaurant only slightly less cozy than the set of American Psycho. It was deserted except for three black women drinking red wine and eating pasta. An instant after I slid into one of the bar stools, a fourth friend joined them.
“Are you using that?” my neighbor said, pointing to the chair I was sitting in.
If there is one thing the Bush administration has taught me, it’s that you make do with the situation you’re in, not with the situation you want. When Justice Roberts asked the audience to stand, Jane and I slid back our stools and put our feet on the floor. When Obama took the podium, Jane and I whooped, a sound that made the tuxedoed bartender jump. And when our new president began his speech, calling for a more united America and a generous approach to international affairs, I looked around and saw that we had been joined by other refugees from the tunnel: a gay Latino couple, some young marrieds, a handsome man with a long, Ethiopian face.
“You had a purple ticket, too, huh?” I said, clapping the guy next to me on the shoulder.
“Yeah.” He took a deep draw on his beer. “But this is nicer.”
My neighbor on the other side leaned over and put her hand on the crook of his arm. For an instant, all three of us were entwined, a single beast of multiple colors, ages, and sexual orientations. Then she lifted her fork, gestured to her plate, and said with real satisfaction and relief, “The Bolognese here is terrific.”